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faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

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cumber-bitches:

wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:

watchtheskytonight:

thewholockgames:

dean-the-hug-monster:

I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.

He doesn’t have a car.

He lives 10 miles away.

He ran.

MARRY HIM

DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE 

ILL PLAN THE WEDDING

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Interview With Thomas Müller and Bastian Schweinsteiger

Müller: *Moves next to Schweinsteiger* Schweinsteiger is good, eh?
Interviewer: *Speaking English* Yeah, yeah! Come here! Come here!
Müller: M'here!
Schweinsteiger: *Speaking English* You have to speak Bavarian.
Interviewer: I don't speak Bavarian, but you know, congratulations for the World Cup.
Interviewer: *To Müller* You were this close be being the top striker of the whole world championship, how does that make you feel?
Müller: *SPEAKS QUICKLY IN GERMAN AND POSSIBLY BAVARIAN*
Müller: *RUSHES AWAY*
Interviewer: Basti you translate what he said to us!
Schweinsteiger: ..... He said you look nice.
/Note that he didn't and used to word Scheiße a bit/
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i. The first time is when he looks at you as if you’re something valuable, then he says your name and he makes it sound so soft and special that for a split second, you’re convinced it’s the only word he knows.

ii. The second time is when you spend the night together under the stars, laughing and crying and talking about things you would never have told anyone. And then you shiver—not because the wind is strong, cold, but because you are suddenly overwhelmed with the sheer spontaneity of it all.

iii. The third time is when you sit next to him at the cinema and he slowly reaches for your hand, and instead of watching the film, your attention shifts to the buzzing space in between your entwined palms.

iv. The fourth time is when he kisses you on the lips, and the moment is too beautiful to be afraid so you forget to ask him why.

v. The fifth time is when he falls asleep on your lap at two in the morning and he looks so beautiful without even trying, and you smile because you finally realize that somewhere in the middle of it all, the boy with the ocean eyes have taught you how to drown…in love.

vi. And the thing is, you don’t even bother to swim your way up.

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werewolf-shadow:

5ullen:

dolliecrave:

Basically the most important thing we can learn in life

one of my all time faves 

▲☯

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She scares the hell out of me and calms my soul at the same time. Maybe that’s what love is — a total contradiction that somehow balances out.
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sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

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